Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
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loganh427 0
aww poor thing :'( I hope you feel better! at least your kitty tried! <:)
veyn 0
That must have been one strong hug. FYCL
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Comments (143)
Endymion_fml 0
Oh. The cat was sick on your back. Your post implies that you weren't naked, so my question for this submission (and a lot of the recents one come to think of it) is: And? I mean, it's not like you couldn't just put your shirt/blouse in a washing machine. Yes, I know you claim to have had a really bad day but still, this just doesn't seem like a '**** My Life' kinda moment. An explanation of the reason(s) for your being upset would have been helpful, but since you left it out I would conclude that you're overreacting.
FheLax56 0
awwwww I wish I could give you a hug.
volleyballchicka_fml 0
this is why pillows make better for cuddling than cats.
Fraggle 0
Hugging; you're doing it wrong.
Bostonbro15 1
eww. lol
Phobic_fml 14
at least she tried. :P
Prawn_fml 2
YDI? What the hell did he do to deserve that? Some people got pretty shitty work, and can't do anything but try to stick with it.
The_Dame 0
Awww, fyl...=/ But at least your cat's cuddly! Man, my cat's a little prick. But he's so adorable and soft...it's hell trying to cuddle him.
testing_fml 0
WTF did you cry? You're a ******* pussy! Really, grow a pair! YDI for crying over that.
Prawn_fml 2
104, you're just stupid. You don't know why he cried, he did so before the cat threw up, that was just icing on the cake of misery.