Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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sLap_fml 0
i definitely don't think that's a fml, i think that's rather cute. he wasn't scared to say that he had no idea what to do, which means he obviously wanted to please you since he was asking you what to do.
LyuboLove 0
lol that would so be me on my first time although that's why we have the internet.... it helps a lot haha
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sucka_free 0
lol fail... but still warrents an awwww and just cause you watch **** doesn't mean your going to know what to do...its different IRL
lalalao_fml 1
# 5 : lmfao. # 9 : a photo wouldnt show the guy saying that ! dumbass
foolsangel 4
At least he could FIND the hole. When I was in the 9th grade one of my friends started having sex (yeah, I know, I thought she was too young too), and she told me that her boyfriend couldn't even find it.
Ole_Stinker 0
At least he had time to say it before he was done.
fourwheelsoffury 0
The best sex you'll ever have is when both of you can talk to each other about what you want and what you like best. Just talk to him. You can't expect the other person to read your mind and know exactly what you want.
Vykeera 0
Oh come on, I didn't know my first time either... bless him. You should have helped him out!
666midnight 0
Lol #45 Yea just have a little conversation while he sits there inside you =P
lacotuitblue 0
Poor guy! Look at it this way, now you can teach him, and you will have a custom-made sex partner who only knows what you like :) btw, i decided to start my own blog with reactions to some of these ridiculous posts... feel free to share! http://yourlifeiseffed.blogspot.com/
pinkfrenchrose 5
lol @ 48
permission2laugh 0
u serious i though we all knew by instinct what to do. u telling me he never wacked off?