Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML
Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML
Today, my husband needs the money from my job, but will in no way support me to work. He NEVER cooks, cleans, or picks up after himself. I've got no place to work, except a nook by the bathroom, and I have to manage my toddler, who always poops only when I'm in a meeting, and cries for me. Quitting my job is "out the question." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML
Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML
Today, I received a letter informing me that my husband is considered fit to work and will be receiving reduced benefits. He was rushed to hospital yesterday and has a tube in his throat temporarily breathing for him. I’m sure a nice desk job will suit him just fine then. FML
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almedalove 0
Divorce
MCVelvet1497 3
And you married him because ...
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dpricenator 1
take away his X-box and internet connection. All he'd doing is playing Call of duty and wanking to ****. In this economy, a guy turns down a 100k possition. Shit, i'll come live with you, work hard and make you scream twice a night.
vDisaster 2
lol ! word !!!
hahalaughing 0
heehee^(:
nik100 0
so true!! thts 1 lazy ass husband u really should go and treat yourself also id totally do what he said
izzabella43 0
Dude soooo uncalled for
chrisauh 4
13 is obviously single and desperate.
xGolBLiiN 1
don't wipe his arse talk some sense into him!
PoSeR101 0
That's nasty
demarcusT 0
do you wipe them with deodorant sticks?
stwelgo 0
random... made me giggle a bit.
bosca09 4
Divorce his lazy ass
Black_Letter 19
I agree with #18, if he's seriously that idiotic he doesn't deserve you at all.
EvilPotato 15
you have a high paying too, quit your job then say it was to "hard".
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Na-na Why don't you get a job" Say "no way", say "no way ya, no way Na-na Why don't you get a job?" :D
bree0924 1
Ew what a jerk. I feel ya, I'm a nurse aide so I do the same.
a_lenzmeier 11
"I'll take lazy losers for 200 please Alex" "you've selected a double jeopardy, Something you do when your marriage is one sided, and full of sadness." "What is divorce?"
SmittyJA24 26
Soon you will understand why divorce lawyers make so much money: it's worth every penny.
77wade 0
Who did you play for