Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML
Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML
Today, my husband needs the money from my job, but will in no way support me to work. He NEVER cooks, cleans, or picks up after himself. I've got no place to work, except a nook by the bathroom, and I have to manage my toddler, who always poops only when I'm in a meeting, and cries for me. Quitting my job is "out the question." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML
Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML
Today, I received a letter informing me that my husband is considered fit to work and will be receiving reduced benefits. He was rushed to hospital yesterday and has a tube in his throat temporarily breathing for him. I’m sure a nice desk job will suit him just fine then. FML
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almedalove 0
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MCVelvet1497 3
And you married him because ...
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greentiger 5
Then why are you married to him
PawsUp_fml 2
I dislike people who put themselves infront of their family. Its one thing if you are being harassed by your boss or you're fed up with poor conditions but THINKING it will be deoressing? That's life and you should talk to him and if you are fed up, go to a marriage coinsil before you leave him.
ADTRarmyFTW 4
Maybe if you wiped his ass every once in a while he would go to work Loljk
feistylovee 4
No sex rule. Take advantage of it. If he's not manning up and won't get a full time job. Cut him off. Works everytime(:
smiley1014 23
Actually the no sex thing can backfire a lot. Men can always go out and find it if they really want to. Plus it can lead to more problems. She should just talk to him like an adult and reason with him. And, you don't know what the job was. Maybe it's 100k a year to put down cute puppies. The OP might just be a witch, or maybe the husband thinks he can get a 200k a year job.
thepandawh0re 2
**** him and I bet he'll take the job
perdix 31
You get to wipe people's asses AND you get paid for that!?!? How does one get a choice gig like that? You're living the dream, lady! The few people that will let me wipe their asses make me pay them a lot for the privilege. Sounds like your husband needs to go on Walkabout.
IAmMcLovin123 0
He means in call of duty once u get the highest level u can restart it at level 1
CuCuKitty 4
Put a shirt on.
bannedforlife 0
Don't CNAs do the arse wiping at your hospital, OP?