Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML
Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML
Today, my husband needs the money from my job, but will in no way support me to work. He NEVER cooks, cleans, or picks up after himself. I've got no place to work, except a nook by the bathroom, and I have to manage my toddler, who always poops only when I'm in a meeting, and cries for me. Quitting my job is "out the question." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML
Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML
Today, I received a letter informing me that my husband is considered fit to work and will be receiving reduced benefits. He was rushed to hospital yesterday and has a tube in his throat temporarily breathing for him. I’m sure a nice desk job will suit him just fine then. FML
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almedalove 0
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And you married him because ...
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Comments (177)
xzenofx 4
You should leave him then if u don't your stupid
JustHello123 1
Haha gosh he is one!
jibz83 2
Wait, let me get this straight....you hate your job and are complaining about it, so therefore your husband should take whatever job he can get? Freaking women...
gitarex 4
What a dumbass
annihil8or 15
You chose to be a nurse first of all. Second, u could probly leave his ass cuz ur well paid
levifire 5
just because he declined the job doesnt mean hes lazy my dad was in a similar situation but he declined the job to because he hated it but he could be lazy because once again like my dad the lazy supervisor who misses most of his work and doesnt teach whats required got a promotion over the other hard working people
balljoints 8
So stop bitching about how abused you are like every woman when things don't go her way and do something about it if you're not happy.
basterlol 1
No pain No gain I guess, jkjk.
iloveparc 0
sexxx?
laurenr07 2
FML is for LOL's and to make other people LOL...I didn't even realise people could (or would want to) comment! Read the FML...LOL...move to next FML. He works a 1/3 of the time for a 1/3 of the pay and yes I am a little jealous of his work/life balance and yes having him work full time for a full wage may have equalled a few extra luxuries but if I cant have a vent and giggle on FML then life really is f***ed. I love my job and would never give it away... Every job has it's "shit" to deal with and sometimes you just have to deal with it and move on. And after 10 years and 2 kids...well I'M too lazy to get a divorce...(pause, let it sink in...laugh...move to next FML)!!!