Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full-time job at one work place would be too "depressing." I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, I got a job, a good job with benefits, a 401(k), and took a lot of work to get this: background check, drug testing, being qualified and I need to pay bills. I can't even be happy because my husband got demoted. It's all about him, and fuck my hard work. FML
Today, my husband has a chronic illness and can't work. We have 2 special needs kids who need a lot of assistance. Rent continues to go up and went up this year $570 for a total of $1800. I've taken up a second job to make ends meet, but it's increasing my depression. FML
Today, my husband needs the money from my job, but will in no way support me to work. He NEVER cooks, cleans, or picks up after himself. I've got no place to work, except a nook by the bathroom, and I have to manage my toddler, who always poops only when I'm in a meeting, and cries for me. Quitting my job is "out the question." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband had to quit his job. Five months ago, we paid a deposit on a brand new house, and the title and mortgage need to be finalized next week. His work is forcing him out because he wanted to do his job safely and to a high standard of workmanship. FML
Today, my wife, who has been unemployed for over two years, had a $415k job offer rescinded, all because the hiring manager thinks she might be a Karen (Yes, she is). My job contract ended last month, so we have no income. FML
Today, I received a letter informing me that my husband is considered fit to work and will be receiving reduced benefits. He was rushed to hospital yesterday and has a tube in his throat temporarily breathing for him. I’m sure a nice desk job will suit him just fine then. FML
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And you married him because ...
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Comments (177)
number0 8
OP gets paid for dealing with butts, then has the opportunity to handle a dick at home... Ahhh perverts be jealous.
potsie10 4
what an asshole.
neongurl98 10
Thats an awesome husband you have their! you should decline him sex and then when he asks why say " im to tired from wiping people asses all day but since you have all this time with this part time job, you can do it yourself right??" then see how pissed he is :D
wuidd77 3
well he sounds like he's content with his life. it sounds like he didn't like the job offer. don't be a ******* bitch about it. money doesn't buy happiness. ohh herp derp i married someone who didn't live up to my expectations. if he can turn it down he doesn't need it. and if you're supporting him you are ******* retarded.
ladybrava17 0
Maybe I should rethink heading into the nursing field :/
letiflor 3
No way. It's the most self rewarding field!!! You feel great at the end of your shift that you helped someone feel good about themselves :)
KnucklesDeep 5
And the place willing to hire this joke of a human being is...?
CreativJam 3
He can't be that lazy if he qualifies for $100k jobs
auzmo 0
lol, when you think about it alot of the time men can't win. either we have a good job and don't spend enough time with the family and eachother or a shitty job but a great father/husband and catch flak about not making enough
withered 30
Women have jobs too.
WavyDavy 0
He fails...
basserboy 6
do you have to whip his butt to?