Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
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Top comments
Seegtease 0
How rude. Clean up after yourself.
NorfolkDude 2
#8, schools usually have a unisex bathroom for teachers in the main hall. It's rare for anywhere else, but I would imagine a small office would have a unisex bathroom. Anway, at the dude who took the dump, next time man up. If you did something to the toilet, tell someone or tell the girl. You don't have to say, "I took a dump and if you go in there, you'll be surpised." All you had to do was close the door, and say the toilet isn't working correctly. She would appreciate it, and not only that you didn't make yourself look that bad. There's an old saying that looking like an idiot for 5 seconds is better than looking like an idiot for the rest of your life.
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Comments (35)
stewpididiot 11
so learn to shit at home. ydi !!
bummervacation 10
How the **** do you clog an INDUSTRIAL toilet? Dammnnn dude. That. Is. ****** UP!!
osirisfrost 0
champ
Ratchet319 0
Losing respect? I'm pretty sure nobody cares enough to think less of someone just because they had a super-overpowered-mexican-food-enhanced-dump. Hell, I'd think it would be hilariously awesome.
breenntt 0
YDI for having a shit at work, i mean. Who has a shit at work???
klovemachine 24
FAIL!
packman92 0
you mean bisex
Mcstud1y 30
No, unisex. Which means either of the TWO genders.
19fml18 0
YDI for not eating fiber.
isaiahg92 0
ur fault
PoseidonsSon 3
That would definitely be the worst job ever.
swagisforchumps 9
Dang. You should buy some air fresheners for your work bathroom!