Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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actonthat 0
I feel like you probably meant "Public Displays of Affection." (Though, I'm torn over whether or not it should be capitalized. Meh.)
SherriffBacon 0
That sucks, forget that teacher. Most of them don't know what the hell is going on anyway,
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Comments (193)
squeaksx24 0
What a horrible thing to say!
12lehmae 0
But today is Saturday. Why were you at school on Saturday? WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO!?
fifafan626 0
um, its saturday?
maxam_fml 0
Do you think she meant his last math test? I would go with that thought.
Endymion_fml 0
Ha ha, #87. Anyway, I think you deserve it- who wants to watch that sort of thing?
rityz 0
omg if thats true..thn omg what a bitch!
sportastef 0
Yeah, I'm pretty sure a teacher wouldn't actually say that.
Morokea 0
I think #42 might be right. That or your teacher wants your bf. Getting in trouble over such slight PDA is silly though.
Jessyca_fml 0
Wow that really sucks. :/ Hopefully your boyfriend doesn't listen to that teacher.
plethora 3
#71: I did not know it was considered weird/a cultural thing to kiss your siblings on the cheek. The more you know, I guess. It's just normal in my family. #89: The number of people correcting the OP is directly proportional to the number of people who whinge about people correcting the OP. OMG IT'S PUBLIC, NOT PERSONAL; MMMKAY??