Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML
Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
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onedayinamsterda 14
report his ass!
saIty 17
He probably saw Bad Teacher, which raised his douchness to over 9000.
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Comments (114)
Bullheard 0
he should be fired!!
queenbcorleone 7
There are way too many kids who are taking their own lives due to bullying. Another life lost is one too many. Report your ignorant ass teacher because he is one of the many blind idiots who are allowing this shit to happen. How many kids are going to need to commit suicide and/or be seriously scarred for life before people wake up? Grrr. Ridiculous!
lena6310 0
Amen!
1kiki81 6
Well u know what they say.....snitches get stitches.
jlperry31 10
u suck. they are not a snitch. this isn't a drug deal. it's being bullied as well as a teacher not doing their job.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
What the ****... Is wrong with people who think this kid did something wrong? Someone needs to make a long list of "heartless assholes", don't expect it to be a short one. G.A.L (Get a life) bullying shouldn't be acceptable anywhere. What OP did was a good thing..
bighood24 17
So would you want your son or daughter getting bullied to the point of suicide and nobody reported it or cared enough to help? Think about it you dumb bitch
heartlessj 8
Lmao i guess im not the only troll around these parts
jlperry31 10
REPORT HIS ASS... oh please do it. report him the teacher as well as the person bullying. I was bullied in school and it leaves emotional scars. it's not just something kids do. it went beyond that
perdix 31
No one likes a tattletale, Danny. Except, of course, me. Too bad your teacher is Judge Smails.
WoshJinchell93 11
What a shame that 99% of the people on this forum have no idea where this is from. But a man worthwhile Is a man who can smile When his pants are too tight in the seat
perdix 31
I guess in this case I'm for the 1 Percenters. Did somebody step on a duck?
JinxosGirl87 0
You should tell him that the principle will care a lot about what he said. Probably enough to put him out of a job.
kei1108 13
That is horrifying...
icic6772 0
What a dick ****.
nitemare0 17
Take your story to the local news, your story will be huge given recent events, and your teacher should be fired
sordanjymes 6
If it's you that's being bullied, just kick the bullies ass. Problem solved.
cheerluv15 0
Violence never helps