Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML
Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML
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Top comments
onedayinamsterda 14
report his ass!
saIty 17
He probably saw Bad Teacher, which raised his douchness to over 9000.
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Comments (114)
wafflekiller22 0
You had to watch that video too? Was it call straightlaced??
caduran816_fml 0
shitttyyyy. that's the reason we have bullying in school.
Terrorist4Life 0
Lmfaoooo iWould Love That Teacher
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
A hint of sarcasm would be helpful.
gd13343 0
What the hell kinda teachers do u have at your school?!
FMLoverAgain 7
Report the ******!
slybee307 0
Idk why you would report him. Whats so wrong about hitting a deer?
doglover339 4
That's a pretty big problem! I would talk to the principal and tell him abt the teacher and the bullying
the_gabe254 0
Report him to the school board and I'm freaking sure he'll start to give a damn! What a clitoral absorbency swatch.
JDizzlexD 1
LOLLLL.
flyingfox408 0
So you told the Internet? Good thinking.