Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
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anorexicbarbie 8
punch your sister !
FireNinja 3
girls: take forever in the bathroom, take forever getting ready, AND take forever talking on the phone. FYL indeed. next time I recomend turning hot water on only ( I have a bro who uses all hot water in morning) and wait a bit and then feel to see if it's hot or cold. if hot, turn cold water on. if cold. no shower. hopefully you got revenge on your sis. I would.
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Comments (83)
FUDGELOVESME 0
she seems nice
Wuzzgoof 0
Hahah, I can make this even worse. I bet your sister takes hour long showers because she's getting off with the showerhead.
Rooki_fml 0
check the water before you get in the shower.
yoogurtisgood 0
WTF an hour shower? my brother complains for me taken a 10 minute shower! that girls got it good haha ..wish I was her
calendargirl20 0
#24 Dr. Greg House would strongly agree with you.
Kaerosok 0
First!
kgraham21 0
Waaaaaaaaaaay off.
Kaerosok 0
Damn. Was sure I had it this time.
DerangedFox 0
Percoset even.
clockworklolita 3
Wow, wtf, how does your sister manage to take _hour long_ showers? Not only is it a horrible waste of water, wouldn't she get a bit bored?
kgraham21 0
I've taken an hour long shower but it was also because I was really sick and the running water on my back helped.
clockworklolita 3
Doing it occasionally (like when you're ill) is fair enough, but from the OP I assumed that his sister takes these showers regularly (if not daily), which is pretty different. *Shrugs*
8trickster8 0
The OP could just be exaggerating because she is pissed at her sister
TattedDownJah 2
Lmbao.... straight comedy
cywoods 0
lol lmbao never heard that one b4
Menick47 0
I'd blame TV.