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Today, I wore crotchless panties to bed and my boyfriend didn't notice. It's been 10 months since we've had sex. FML
Today, I wore crotchless panties to bed and my boyfriend didn't notice. It's been 10 months since we've had sex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me cut a hole into the crotch of my pants so that he could discreetly fuck me in the room next to his mother's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
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Top comments
lifeis4me 20
At the risk of sounding dumb...have you asked him for sex?
millsjoshua949 12
I'm wondering how he was supposed to know you had them on. And have you talked to him about the lack of sex?
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Comments (23)
Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
Time to move on !!
TorreyTurner 3
He cheating
A-aron - BLM ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 3
I dont want to assume thw worst, but maybe yall should talk about why y'all haven't been intimate for so long.
AmbrosiaFan 19
YOU can start the seduction instead of just laying there in kinky clothes...
danvwilder 3
at the risk of sounding rude, have you considered standing above his face?
Mark Freedman 6
You may want to make that singular. May not have been 10 months for him.
voodoo66 5
you sure you're not married?!
tounces7 28
He's either asexual, or he's getting it from some other man or woman.
Hangryko 32
OP, talk to him. Ask him what he's going through and how you can help. Tell him how the lack of sex is affecting you. He needs a check up and you can both benefit from couples' counselling. If he's not willing to at least try any of this, reexamine your priorities. Is the romantic connection and commitment enough for you? How important is sex to you in a relationship? If it's a requirement for you, it may be time to move on.
Saman Jay 4
Any chance he’s interested in men? 😛