Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
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Top comments
Glam_fml 0
That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.
Syoungblood07 0
What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"
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Comments (142)
stephaniepopatia 0
If your boring YDI.
Nomad609 0
Agree with #3 lol and to #15 its not creepy at all to check on someone who has been acting strange, how could you be so nonchalant when somebody's not paying attention to you..I'm sure you'd be curious as well.
ashole1990 10
taking out the trash as in he was taking out (on a date) the trash (her)
Bloodrush 0
#3 best comment so far...I would agree
californicated 0
fyl, but that did make me lol
Yatta_fml 0
Lyndis, you DO realize you're taking horrible examples of FML posts on here to highlight women, as if that's the standard? Those people mostly got votes for YDI, as they should. Talking about someone when they're not around - where they'll be able to find out about it! - is completly low.
defsdgdh 4
#12 it's left not leaved. What is wrong with the uneducated world today....
Arinwyn 0
That sucks, but I'm kind of confused. Did he mean taking out (on a date) the trash (you), or was he trying to keep people from figuring out he went on a date with you? Either way, FYL D:
Originality18 0
You're right, #29. And it was #11 who made that mistake, not #12. What is wrong with the uneducated world today... oh and you forgot the "?" at the end of that.
stephaniepopatia 0
Everyone is so dedicated to correct everyones typos.