Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
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Glam_fml 0
That sucks. Even though he wasn't interested in you, he could have still been polite. It's extremely rude to ignore the person you are having dinner with. I probably would have grabbed his phone and chucked it at the wall.
Syoungblood07 0
What a jerk! FYL!! I would update YOUR status "I just took out The Clap, but I saved myself just in time"
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Comments (142)
kellster 2
He spent half of a first date on the phone? My question is why you didn't walk out. That's so ******* rude!
Charlie_Whipple 0
What an asshole. But why didn't you say something instead of just sitting ther like a chump?
SublatePandemic 0
OMG. EPIC BURN. revenge time, i'd say :)
Siren_00 0
Why in the HELL didn't you just leave if he was being so rude? Men will treat you however you let them.
cazzy_33 0
why didn't you just get up and leave the date??
TJA003 0
That sucksss. heere is what you do. go out with the douche again then start giving him head and bite his dick. then leave. not 2 hard just hard enough where its gonna hurt/break skin maybs. i'm totally kiddin btw just dump the loser.
3CardMonte 0
evidently he didn't think it was a date. Are you sure it was?
hottytoddy 0
YDI. Be more interesting. :D
Beachbaybe 0
Why were u even on his page? He is a fugly jerk from what u have described...
Nintendork 0
Ooh, that's gotta' be cold. Next time you should probably confront your date who is using their phone way too much. That time is set aside for you two.