Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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Top comments
exceswater 8
send him some drugs... to bring him back...
angrynegro7 16
He's not ****** up for using drugs in the first place. He's a dick for dumping her after she cleaned him up, got him sober, AND helped him get a job where she works. The fact that he justifies his actions by saying that he wants to settle down with someone whose worthy of HIM makes what he did even worse.
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Comments (135)
time4menu 3
He will think highly of u for what u helped him through you are his angel
Pinkraincoat 18
You live and learn, unfortunately.
delude 26
Well then he should start by looking in the trash can
ToxicTyrael 26
I'm so sorry for you OP! He is the shittiest ******** and you deserve better!
justinemalang1 14
wow.... You are worth a lot more than what he deserves. That's for sure.
TishaHowlett 7
goes to show he wasn't worthy of you.
guttedbrit 26
Something similar happened to me years ago. I dated a guy, helped him, then he betrayed me. Claimed I was dirt. But he came back, just in time for me to be completely over it. Don't worry, OP, you'll be fine. You sound super nice and therefore will find someone nice. Him on the other hand? not so much. Keep your head up! x
Tyrax 16
What an egotistical asshole. He would never have gotten that good job and been sober without you. So really, it's he who is unworthy. You must be an amazing person OP. Hopefully you've found someone by now, but if not, don't give up!