Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
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perdix 31
You work at a job where your boss can make you crawl through hamster tubes to clean up shit and piss, and you are calling the kid "stupid?" Your career doesn't sound like one dominated by geniuses.
IceCream53423 0
this is what u get for working at mcdonalds
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Comments (36)
atok 0
i love how everybody just says to get a new job... its nearly impossible these days. FYL
minnx 1
Ew haha darn kids, I feel bad for you
finished 10
I bet the 5 year old kid was a lot more intelligent than you Op ...
ryra88 4
you shouldnt of gotten that job if you don't want to clean up after kids
so_this_is_me 24
I'm assuming this happened in a McDonalds play place? I never liked those places, they are just breeding grounds for "accidents", germs, bacteria, viruses etc. No wonder my parents never took me there when I was younger.
TisButAScratch 10
That must have been a shitty experience