Trippy Penguin
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
I'm bad at confrontation
Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML
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luchie_fml 0
well have fun paying for another pair, op next time, grow a pair and speak up!
Battledog5006 0
grow a pair pussy
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SpicyGrass 0
Ha-ha
anonnie 0
Will grow a pair and speak up!!
SpicyGrass 0
No, I'm good.
11colio11 4
状函训七
sofiaxxcreeper 0
what?......
iBanana 17
Was the guy big?
rebekahmarie 0
Um, why not? YDI
humzizzl3 0
perfect example of a busy
Battledog5006 0
grow a pair pussy
Thanatos1206 0
What's a "pair pussy"? And how would one go about growing one?
Bubblerider 3
That's not what he meant. He should have said "Grow a pair, pussy."
I_R_Genius 3
#21, Do you not understand sarcasm? Apparently you don't with your feeble mind.
dudeitsdanny 10
^ Do you know what sarcasm means? It was a joke, not sarcasm. Not by definition, at least, don't know about the intention.
Sheepish 0
I'm really confused now, I thought he meant "Grow a pair of glasses."
MrLaryRottweila 1
I think he meant a pair of glasses
YayaInLalaLand 0
Unfortunately, he doesn't know proper grammar. Remember kids, would you rather say "Let's eat, grandma." or "Let's eat, grandma."?
Jackmangold 0
if your uncle jack was stuck on an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off the elephant?
rallets 23
could be worse, it could be "lets eat out grandma"
cole86 0
amazing
IStoleTheCookies 16
51 wins lmao :D
TheNewGuy03 29
this game of telephone *really* sucks. |the kid|
tattortotamus 0
23- you have the best picture! Hahaha, I laughed so hard. (: good job. 51- that was pretty freaking hilarious too!
Bubblerider 3
Just making sure, because half the people on here aren't being sarcastic and really don't get it.
NeilGnR 0
#86 Punctuation goes INSIDE the quotation marks. She was right. You lose!
ugwmii 0
aren't we talking balls here?
sototallyawesome 0
punctuation goes inside quote marks.
luchie_fml 0
well have fun paying for another pair, op next time, grow a pair and speak up!
MyTwoCents_ 0
that's what she said!
ijrnelson 0
the devil woman raises a good point
gonzaval 0
YDI
colormeorange 0
near sighted or far sighted?
colormeorange 0
Omg cool, I didn't know female comments go through without moderation :<
i_love_grrr 0
Wtf? lol
kinggajabha 0
test
randomgf 0
If comments had to be moderated before they were posted, more than half would not make it ( especially the ones with bad grammar).
Bofopio 0
sounds FISHY
TalkSick 2
I wonder why op had his glasses off in the first place in a public bathroom. ydi
phatdaddy62 23
He was going blind because of what he was doing in there.
SarahStarzz 0
wow OP it's ur fault YDI u should've called -.-
MyMuse7 0
Wow it's not an FML if you could have done something abt it - but that's just my opinion :-)
FYLDeep 26
Looks like someone just... *puts on glasses* stole your glasses YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
dudeitsdanny 10
*steals your glasses* Now what? Huh? HUH?! Not so cool now, are you? I chose this reply over the "OP wishes he could still do that.." one.
TheNewGuy03 29
this is ******* perfect. |the kid|
IIRoxieII 12
24 - You sir, just made my day