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Trippy Penguin This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

I'm bad at confrontation

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

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well have fun paying for another pair, op next time, grow a pair and speak up!

Battledog5006 0

grow a pair pussy

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You deserved it dude. Shoulda called him on it. What if he walked out with your girl you forgot in the bathroom?

How did you not notice it right away? I presume you're wearing glasses to help you see, so how could you not notice?

SuperLeap_fml 0

I think he meant sun glasses.

you takeoff your glasses to piss? WTF.

IAmScrewedd 0

This reminds me of that babysitting movie when the friend runs away and she sets her glasses down when a homeless woman switches both of theirs out lol.

Probably a good move... Imagine if those weren't really yours.

WOW you're a ******* pussy

teedeeGD74 0

You got me fukked up. I woulda snatched them bitches off his face. And he wouldnt have done shit about it, cuz he cant beat me.

martini02420 0

you are such a tool. you should have stepped up and did something about it. i think your snatch is bleeding