Trippy Penguin
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
I'm bad at confrontation
Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML
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luchie_fml 0
well have fun paying for another pair, op next time, grow a pair and speak up!
Battledog5006 0
grow a pair pussy
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RockstarRN 10
Grow some for next time! You'll need em eventually!
FeistyKitten 3
What the hell? YDI! Say something moron, they're YOUR glasses!
Cinn_fml 23
Am I the only one wondering why or how the OP forgot their glasses in the first place? Also, if you're sure they're your glasses, call him out on it. But you might need some sort of proof their yours if he argues, because otherwise you ain't getting them back anyway. But you might as well at least try and get them back.
aback 5
Yeah. Why does anyone have to take off their glasses to use the bathroom? Doesn't make sense.
enoughgrace 4
hookers make cents...
randomgf 0
OP probably took them off to clean them.
Cinn_fml 23
Surely if you're cleaning them you never actually put them down?
dreamer1015 0
How do you know they were yours?
Mitcha857 0
grow some balls and call someone out when they've done you wrong! that's why YDI!
mariet_fml 23
How can you be sure they were yours? At any rate, YDI.
denvan 0
Guess you grew a pair of ovaries and not balls
docscientist 10
Nah, there's just a void where his sac used to be.
papastewie08 0
did you atleast reach puberty
benjiadc123 0
Can't if he doesn't have balls
SolaPhan 0
hope ot was not a branded one :)
zlut 0
Do you even need glasses? When i'm without linses i can't even tell if someone have glasses on if they're more than 5 feet away. And you could see they where yours.. + How can you forget them if it makes you see bad?
randomgf 0
Wtf...linses?