axewoman
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML
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philipino 24
And then you can treat his wood for him ;)
philipino 24
Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess
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bobdlawr 8
Hey I burn wood for heat got a pic ... Of the axe lol . Don't worry about it there is someone for everyone and you will find love
metalwolf 17
Dont worry about it, OP. Not everyone wants a girly girl. My girlfriend and I have been going out for almost two years now. I love her because she would much rather be holding a hammer and saw than wearing makeup in a dress. I couldnt stand being with a girly girl.
Razell 13
You're taken therefore your reassurances mean nothing. ^_^
8born8 18
#42, just because #33 is taken, doesn't mean his reassurances are worthless! He loves his gf because she's not a girly girl, which by OPs fml, neither is she. So if she stays true to herself, OP will find someone who loves her for her, in all her lumberjack glory.
martin8337 36
Well, someone has to cut down the trees for the firewood.
ninety 25
Is it 'cause you have a rad beard?
steftriv 18
Do you just wear too much flannel?
brivielle 15
You do realize it's her dad right?
Brandi_Faith 34
I got it 6. Basically dress up for the role, and with confidence show him that his comment didn't offend her or break her spirit.
demonfacee 14
What's so bad about being a lumberjack?
skittyskatbrat 19
So... a strong, independent healthy woman that doesn't think she has to be all meek and mild and weak and follow gender norms. You'd be amazed how many men would be thrilled.
DaBlacky 31
indeed! me, for instance... :p
nitrog100 21
Do you earn your living by cutting down trees? Do you wear flannel often?