axewoman
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML
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philipino 24
And then you can treat his wood for him ;)
philipino 24
Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess
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philipino 24
And then you can treat his wood for him ;)
Welshite 40
You realize lumberjacks chop trees right? "Treating" his wood is possibly the last thing any sane male wants.
philipino 24
Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess
euphoricness 28
Don't forget the mayonnaise
brand125 17
5 - no wayyyyyy
kyu_Q 19
I'm with #1 on this. lumberjacks know how to handle good wood.
False_Stupidity 42
Knowing how to handle good wood is one thing #40 but its more important if she knows how to handle wood good!
incoherentrmblr 22
How much wood can a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could Chuck Norris?...
omnia 5
If you do indeed treat his wood right with any luck he will axe you to marry him! I'll show myself out.
diving_fml 30
at least he knows you'll find someone
sayyestothedress 24
How much could a wood chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood
devildog562 33
Hope she doesn't chop your wood down.
tiptoppc 21
He fell into bed with her? Time to trim those bushes!
InsanePPG 25
She's a lumberjack and she's okay, she sleeps all night and she works all day.
kaablam 17
She chops down trees, she wears high heels.
gharra5 15
Suspenders and a bra!
tony1891 22
so i married an axe murderer?
laden_swallow09 35
"I put on women's clothing / And hang around in bars."
siggy_mcsigx 22
Who needs outdated gender roles anyway
jschwandt 5
Well at least he doesn't assume that you're a lesbian
Scarylizard1798 23
Wears a red flannel wedding gown
gracehi 33
Because you are one awesome-in-shape-strong-stereotype-shattering-glass-ceiling-busting girl, right? :)
vaderismyfriend 27
I sang that in Phineas and Ferbs' "truck-driving-girl" tune