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axewoman This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay

Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML

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philipino 24

And then you can treat his wood for him ;)

philipino 24

Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess

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Comments (38)

chadermcchaf 16

Hey, at least now you can deal with your future husbands morning wood! ;)

Tegz0rz 12

Lumberjacks are typically seen as strong, so I'm not seeing any negatives here. Your dad seems to feel emasculated by you. You should give him a bandaid for his fragile masculinity.

ninety 25

Or maybe she has a lot of hair in a few of the wrong places.

allykaymorris 24

There's someone for everyone darling(:

vikky538 29

I read this FML three times to understand whole thing...

taintedtruffle 42

I would take that as a complement. He thinks you're strong and masculine which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Sakuraashita 15

At least he said you were a "nice" lumberjack...?

ARetardedSeal 24

I bet you a lot of men would be interested in a woman who knows this type of stuff.

FATALSTR1KE 9

Don't judge

LostInTheZone11 29

You sound like a real life version of Samus Aran.