axewoman
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
Today, my dad told me someday I'll find a man who wants a nice lumberjack for a wife. FML
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philipino 24
And then you can treat his wood for him ;)
philipino 24
Or she can cut their dicks off or whatever it's her choice I guess
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ThunderTheRad 14
New character in Lumberjanes: OP.
xxbvbsusanxx 21
My only question, is, are you an actual lumberjack? Or did he just mean that in the sense that you're strong, independent, etc.?
SmittyJA24 26
Come visit to Orofino ID. Sorry you missed "Lumberjack Days" for this year.
8born8 18
I hope you corrected him and said, "Lumberjill, dad. We prefer to be called Lumberjill's." He could mean that you're a handsome woman. Strong, reliable, not afraid to get stuck in and get dirt under your nails & give it a go. Sounds like a pretty good compliment to me. Chin up OP, coz when you find that man, whoooeee, he'll sure treat you like a queen.
thejimler 9
Do you go shopping on Wednesdays, and have buttered scones for tea?
ErinPinelli 24
JOHANNA MASON, IS THAT YOU?!
mommatisme 1
No
whitechick63 1
Yes and we call them "lipstick lesbians"
metroido 21
i for some reason read this as: op works as a lumberjack for a living.