Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life
jjtivey97 0
to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped
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Comments (144)
musicchick1712 0
It only gets better
Poilo_fml 0
You are if you checked him out
udontknome 0
Pink flipflops and purple mopeds are all the rage these days. Geez where have u been
Googoo27 12
could have been worse, couldve been a segway
Clubkicker_fml 0
Living the dream.
madaoxsan 9
I dunno...that old man sounds pretty ******* cool to me. Where you wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase...that might explain it.
LlamaLady12052 4
I'm sure he meant to say.......... Sorry bro I got nothing. Maybe it's time to reconsider you life.
WickedClownMCL 1
So? i proudly wear pink flip flops and drive a purple moped around. And i life in th Ghetto area of Chicago.
myalleyway 9
lolololololololol roflroflroflroflroflrofl lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao :'D that is HILARIOUS!!!
SkoomaKi 28
If he's calling you a loser then you're much worse I'm afraid...