Today, at work while near a cigarette tray outside, a man said, "Thanks for polluting our environment!" All I could say was, "What?" He then said, "I'm speaking English you know!" I was cleaning the cigarette tray at the time, don't smoke at all, and was born here. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I had to tell someone to put out a cigarette. He yelled at me saying it’s a free country. I work at a gas station. FML
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting at a lunch table with some of my coworkers when one of them decided to put out his cigarette on the table and missed. I now have a nice burn mark on my hand. Did he say sorry? No. "Your hand shouldn't have been there." FML
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, your English is pretty good, considering you're not American". English is my only language. FML
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was caught on a hot mic during a work department meeting complaining about someone using a leaf blower, F-bombs and all. FML
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Top comments
Selphis 20
Yeah... i hate those people who think they're better then everyone else...
RedGai 7
Should reply, "Thanks for wasting our welfare money"
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Comments (55)
magaliwoodrock 19
I would've just given him a distasteful look and either said "whatever, gtfo here" or if I was at work just an "okay? Lol" Haha
Obey_StudBoii 23
This must be the same person that blurted out "Rule 7 Don't touch George."
Tpracingkg 15
Just brush him off
aecribb 14
Am I the only one that thought of that scene from Pulp Fiction where Samuel L. Jackson said "English ************, do you speak it!?"
TechFire 25
Nope
Ziggy122 15
There are few things I hate more than self-righteous slacktivist assholes.
dhaxor 9
Well, that's what liberals are like....
rg350dx 29
You are such a bad person because you were doing your job cleaning the cigarette tray which in turn prevents that trash from getting onto the street and ruining the environment. You should have instead been just loitering around and judging other people while they do something productive. Shame on you!
TVKill3r 15
Alright I'll just say it, you win everything with that comment. XD
tinkybonk 10
He started with a liberal statement and ended with a comservative statement. I think that person is politcally confused.
onorexveritas 24
I hate people like that, so arrogant
cf1313 6
Ya that sucks should have just said Your Welcome and btw i was born here moron.