Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, I was on a date in a fancy restaurant. I tried to show off my skills by ordering our meal in French, since some of the dishes had french-sounding names. The waiter replied in fluent French and I have no idea what he said. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
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DocBastard 40
And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to **** off.
sourgirl101 29
At first I thought it said ****- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.
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Liamj774 36
ouch. if you actually understood that and you didn't understand a language other than English you must have heard it alot
elservas 0
good point haha
GarthVaderX 0
your life doesn't suck, your boyfriend does :-/
rockinpop 0
Where the **** did you find a Tropical Garden in Cork? Honestly, I actually want to know...
EmzBlahhh 0
Hagar..please don't eat me!!??!!??
naughtyneighborx 2
Hmm... I'm guessing it was Garinish Island. At least you could enjoy the scenery! Tell your boyfriend not to be such a dope next time and enjoy a day away with you!
kmwilson 0
You spelled organized wrong there is no s you idiot. So eat less
BloodWiper 3
As Ireland uses EN-GB (as the majority of English speakers do), 'organised' would be the proper spelling.
Migole 36
Seriously?? I'm not even English and even I know that some words differ from country to country like organised/organized, color/colour, etc. I'm astonished by the number of people on the internet calling others idiots (or worse) for spelling things right, just not the version their country uses. Sad sad world :/
Steffi 26
Maybe he meant, "she bought a lot of food to eat"?
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
My boyfriend friends told me the same thing. Embrace the food! p.s fatass eater not a fat bïtch