Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML
Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML
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tounces7 28
Well, maybe he's good with his tongue since he's clearly not blessed in other ways.
skippydoda 32
That's something that small guys say to make themselves feel better about them.
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Comments (43)
lifeis4me 20
**** his life
Tony Friddle 11
today, I had sex with a woman who only cares about dick size. FML
Chazzster 32
It could have been worse - picture this scenario on a honeymoon! Sex is partly about the physical assets of each party and it’s also about skills and attitude. There are sexual positions that help make up for a mismatch in sizes of the participants. But beyond that the female’s main physical stimulation comes from stimulation on the ********. That needs to be well stimulated prior to penetration if it’s going to feel good for her. And some positions are more or less likely to provide that stimulation during the actual sex act. Good sex is not just “sticking it in” and hoping it feels good for both. Both partners need some basic skills and experience to have good sex. Honest but diplomatic communications are essential if things are to improve. If the love and desire is there, both partners can learn to please the other. But it’s not likely to happen their very first time unless one or both is well skilled.
interesting33 37
I love your comments Chazzter
cheshireau 26
This was similar to me when I was 18. Finally got to sleep with my high school crush and the regular size condom was too big for him. I had to fake it I felt so bad for him.
Seductress88 1
I wish I had your high school crush. My high crush lied about his size since high school. Then 10 years later when it was finally time to put up or shut up he was lacking major inches compared to what he said back in the day. I waited all those years for nothing. smh. What an L.
Beth Papili 7
God you must be loose!
Harley Osborne 8
Well it's not his fault...
dhxien 5
Or your pussy is so stretched that you wouldn’t notice a football.
Seductress88 1
Some of you guys sound really stupid telling the women how THEIR ******* work. 9 times out of 10 he was just small. I've actually been in this same predicament with a high school crush. he was terribly small but I could see that before we got busy. At the end of the day I'm not a person who sleeps around so my vajay vajay is good and tight. I know this cause I myself can feel the tightness of it and I've been told. but yea that sucks girlfriend. happens to the best of us lol 🤷🏾♀️