Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
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Top comments
ozpunker 20
I bet the owner didn't see that coming.
cocacola999 27
A proper seeing eye dog should actually never accept treats from strangers.
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Comments (114)
vbmg152 19
Wtf? Never feed a strange dog! For instance, mine all have food allergies! You never know what damage you could do! Sometimes even the best trained dog will go for food! It's instinct! A seeing eye dog? Wow, you're a winner!
onorexveritas 24
its alright, he didn't see it
katie1989 9
If someone fed my dog a sausage he'd poop blood for days. Dont be an idiot, eat the whole sausage yourself!
Likian5 26
Normally in these situations, the dog's seeing-eye vest would give it away...
desertlovebird 11
Your not supposed to feed other peoples pets unless you ask first. Don't you know this?
iwadasn 33
Why on earth would you take it upon yourself to feed someone else's pet without asking their permission first? There could be dietary restrictions that you don't know about, among other things.
daisiebud 18
Just saw you mention this on IWSMT XD
disney_blonde 16
Regardless, seeing eye dog or not, you don't feed someone else's pet human food without asking them first.
newburton13 26
That dog was horribly trained or horribly starved if it went after food like that. Seeing-eye dogs are much more focused than that.
charliebot 4
You probably should have asked the owner if you could give it to the dog first