Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
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Top comments
ozpunker 20
I bet the owner didn't see that coming.
cocacola999 27
A proper seeing eye dog should actually never accept treats from strangers.
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Comments (114)
gracehi 33
What a lousy seeing-eye dog. It's only worth dragging a handicapped human being across the ground behind you for bacon. Any decent seeing-eye dog would have known that.
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sorry, but I'd drag a nun and a bunch of homeless kids across the ground for some bacon.
wvcheesehead1 9
At least you did not throw something for it to fetch, you could have taken the owner for a ride.
KM96 24
Oh that's such a horrible situation - a simple mistake many people would probably make. I'm sure you apologised ;)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't know if I'd say "many" people would make this mistake. I'm sure most people would notice the vest the dog would be wearing. And also, it's not polite to just give people's dogs food, sometimes for health or behavioral issues, so I would hope that most people would ask first. :P
KM96 24
Okay, then the odd person - tiny amount of people
Joe9024 20
Your lucky OP, some people get really bent if you feed their dog
Altar_fml 2
Did the owner turn a blind eye?
caysters 12
F YOUR life?!?! How about f the blind mans life. You need to always ask permission before feeding someone else' dog. What you did was incredibly rude. Poor blind man.
notjanedoe 27
But a badly trained seeing eye dog, they shouldn't be that impulsive, not even about food. Just imagine someone throwing a half eaten hot-dog or something out of a car or into traffic.
Shadowstone 7
which kind of dog is the seeing eyes dog?
shieldthestral 5
Obviously the dog wasn't trained very well. They aren't supposed to act like that while working.
Raesin 21
Despite the dog obviously not being trained very well, how could you fail to see the working harness?
CharresBarkrey 16
The ones I've seen have some sort of vest as well, that says something like "Service Animal."