Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML
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Top comments
PennyLane27 32
Just because they were family doesn't mean she had a good relationship with them. There was quite likely a good reason she did what she did. If they ARE awful people, extra points to her for making them be present while they got nothing!
Stealthninjaa 19
She should've left you the car.
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AstroTurfMatador 11
2 things: 1. I don't even know how to vote on this one. 2. "Boohoo! I received a substantial inheritance and people looked at me funny, **** my life!" Yeh, that sounds rough. I'll trade with you. I have no job, $26 in the bank and my water gets shut off on the 5th and my electric on the 3rd.
phaelnb 26
Write an FML to receive some sympathy then.
TaoShaman 24
And some people are starving to death or slowly dying of disease. What's your point? Most of the posts on here are relatively minor/harmless. You don't see a bunch of people posting their problems on other people's posts because they can't stand not being the center of attention do you? Everyone knows it could be worse. It can always be worse. Someone always has it worse. Stop begging for attention.
AstroTurfMatador 11
It had nothing to do with wanting attention. I was going through an incredibly rough patch, and this FML hit a sore spot, especially since it wasn't an FML at all.
species4872 20
Should have invited them to a small get together in memory of your benefactor, just to rub it in.
OlRed 28
People are crazy "And me? I'm doing well" … Someone's been listening to Billy Joel too much
Julz1021 12
Billy Currington
OlRed 28
Thank you!! Uhm uhm that was a pop quiz :)
SpankyRaven 31
I find it stranger that they had a will reading, that's something thats done for dramatic effect on TV and in films. When writing our wills, the lawyer told us of a lady who wanted everyone dragged in so they could have a 'will reading' like on TV. You never know, it could have been this lady.
PennyLane27 32
Exactly what leads me to believe the family were extra awful people- so terrible that she requested they be present to find out they're getting nothing. If she wasn't dead, she's the kind of person I'd want to take out for a beer!
galacticstorm 6
Well, I mean, She did run you over. That's some great compensation.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Awww, that's awkward. But it was the woman's choice, and unless you blackmailed her into leaving you something, her family has no right to judge. Besides, maybe they weren't that close and/or treated her like crap or something and didn't deserve anything regardless of the situation with you.
Jason Thomas McConnell 11
sounds to me that she really regretted hitting you with a car.
Miss_080 21
I clicked you deserve it because you do. She ran you over. It's her choice. And she's just trying to make right with you. Enjoy OP!
Pauschinator 22
What did you get?
thathobothere 17
Screw some family you've never met, you've got 50k and a car!