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Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the same bed. And I definitely did not expect them to have sex while I was there either. Nor to learn that he moans more than she does. FML

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bonehead69 15

My question is.. why did you just lay there instead of calling them out on it..

RichardPencil 32

Nor that they didn't know what a threesome is. Nor that they have the decency to at least offer you some action...

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Comments (31)

wickedgetz 30

you should have joined in or get up n leave the room

CantTouchThat 29

"Today, I went out dancing with my friend. I let her crash at my place but she wouldn't leave the room when my boyfriend and I were getting it on. She just laid there and watched. Awkward..FML."

JBChristian 47

I would give both versions of the FML a big YDI. She could've just... not ******, or gone to his house?

wawa_sxm 15

aaah colombia i really need to take a trip there

Taurus_ChicKa 37

Why didn't you just get up and go on the couch or something?

Tripartita 45

Is this old FML showing up for anybody else? It says it was published at midnight, but there are comments from months ago.

10thFloor 16

yes! FML post date shows 21 SEP but comments from May June are visible.

Cali 57

Every couple of days we post a sexy FML on the Facebook page at midnight... If there's nothing good in submit we just choose one that was already published (and this resets the post time). This one is indeed from May!

thehaystackerine 20

it could have been a threesom

ARISKomuniszt 24

See, kids? Learning can be fun!

davecross 11

Why didnt you just get up and move to the couch in the living room or if that was taken the floor in the living room

joonsson 21

I mean yeah, you obviously don't invite your partner into your bed if someone is staying over, and you definitely do not have wed next to then. That is just gross. But why didn't you tell them to stop it get up and leave when they started getting it on?

midnightangel981 8

That must have been awkward..