Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
Rule #1: Don't **** with the people who make your food. If she ever comes back in, I hope you serve her some spit-soaked justice.
zolltain 8
Dang anger issues?
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Comments (110)
Cainicide 5
After working in fast food, (assuming that's your field of work), I know that people get horribly stupid sometimes. Fyl
Fuzzidio 2
MoAs a employee of that store you can ask her to leave, if she does not comply it is trespassing and the cops will be involved, plus she could also get in trouble for throwing food as someone as I'm pretty sure it's rude and there's something about that
Metallica36176 16
God, people hate being wrong and they are too weak and stupid to own up too it. More people need to be punched in the face.
emchocolat_fml 25
Every day, there's something on here about people throwing food. What happened to education... and good manners... and wasting food - that she paid for - for that matter?
skyeyez9 25
If that woman had a sammich thrown at her, she probably would have screamed, cried and called the cops. The biggest bitches are the ones who can't take the treatment they deal out to others.
sharksfan48 13
People are such bitches now a days
brokenhelix 4
WTF is wrong with people? Seriously
sorrowsangel89 1
Ha! How immature of her. I feel sorry for her because she is probably a child in her head.
Accuraxy 10
Throw the sandwich back in that bitch's face.
Abbie_s 2
Omg my sister done the exact same thing with toast earlier.. Shes 3 :)