Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
Rule #1: Don't **** with the people who make your food. If she ever comes back in, I hope you serve her some spit-soaked justice.
zolltain 8
Dang anger issues?
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Comments (110)
theartists 5
Some people try to get free sandwiches that way. She was probably just mad that you foiled her plan. c:
afropuffjake 9
I hate how people do that... They also seem to be the ones that get the most upset too... The phrase "It's not rocket-science" is very true: it's Economics, Ethics, Math, Business,
herpderpherpderp 13
OP should eat that motherfuckin' sandwich.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Don't worry OP, it's not your fault the customer was a ******* retard. People are so inconsiderate. You explained the 'problem' and the customer can't take it. You did all you were supposed to, FYL.
annie_nk 23
Hey I recognize your username from an FML a few days ago. The negative pregnancy test and the happy fiance.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Good for you! I'm a fairly regular commenter so yes, you will see me around.
GothickNihilist 15
I feel bad for the sandwich. After all it didn't do anything wrong.
DuRpY 5
I'm not so sure about that. I'd rather be thrown away than to be masticated, consumed, digested, and then shit out by an undeserving piece of shit to sustain and prolong said piece of shit's life.
annie_nk 23
It was an assassin sandwich meant to choke her so she doesn't further mess up the human race.
valleyshooter 8
I beat her with a spatula. That is worth being fired for. Smacking the ignorance out of her would be for a good cause.
theartists 5
*Sigh* In situations like these, violence just makes it worse. Sometimes you have to let bitches do bitchy things, and then move on with your life.
GothickNihilist 15
Would that be with a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starburt attachments that also has turbo drive ?
DuRpY 5
Not sure if this is a Spongebob reference, or if GothickNihilist is in actuality a soft, fuzzy-wuzzy bear with a secret passion for cooking.
GothickNihilist 15
I do love to cook , so that is correct. I'm not a fuzzy wuzzy bear, although I am quite partial to plush. I guess you are partially correct . It was a spongebob reference though. Have a nice day.
laden_swallow09 35
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Since Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, he wasn't very fuzzy, wuzzy?" Sorry, guys. Had to.
ya_momma 4
You have time to plot your revenge if she shows up again!
FaraPjJammaz 13
If she can't appreciate the time it took for you to make that sandwich by throwing it back at you, tell the bitch to go home and learn how to make one herself. Maybe then she can differentiate cheese from sauce T_T
randomkayx3 11
Sometimes I get freaked out when I'm eating a sandwich and there's something squishy. But then I realize that it's cheese. Least the lady could've done is check..
katwoman9 3
Ooh, saucy! ;P
Tempest559 12
You can't handle the truth!!!
N_Jaay 6
That lady is either blind or stupid
Patrickstarfish 0
Bitch please.