Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
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Top comments
blackonblight 33
So she responds by pushing you around. Flawless logic.
oj101 33
Another fine example of the People of Walmart specimen.
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Comments (36)
Soundslikeothers 15
A lot of comments saying something like well it's a big woman and her food. Don't jump to conclusion so quick the OP never mentioned food just an abandoned cart so it's clear the woman was protecive of her property because she's homeless.
AntiPrude 26
17 i see what you did there, and it made me chuckle :>
edanielleh 21
talk about jumping to conclusions.... still, even if it was a homeless person's cart, you can't leave it in the middle of a line
Sp4de 9
If you know you did the right thing thats all that matters. :)
Kataclysm97 32
Where do these people spawn from...
Riku714 25
I believe there is a portal in the exact centre of every Walmart
WaterBui 9
I bet she left it right in the middle to see if someone would try to move it.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
trying to be nice & get shaft for it,, I've been there
perdix 31
Cutting in line is not "helpful." The enormous woman engaged in the hated practice of going back for "one more thing" while leaving her cart in line. Both of you are supermarket scumbags as far as I'm concerned.
edanielleh 21
it was a random cart with nobody by it. what we he supposed to do, just wait for the cart to move itself?
Bevspeaks 11
Yes, because carts move by themselves obviously, didn't you go to Walmart school? The carts are like Santa's reindeer, they can do impossible things
HelloooooNurse 20
The picture of south parks combo of jabba the hut and Sally Struthers comes to mind.
Sir_drink_alot 20
Don't worry, those big girls get grumpy when they are hungry :)
MysticMonkey 9
Lol, don't come between fat people and food. Honestly they are so over entitled.
Mackay92 14
you should of flung salad at her that's fat peoples Kryptonite