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Mrs In a relationship

random person 13 November 2011, 06:16 United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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piercednipple 30 June 2015, 16:02 Woodbridge, United States

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

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