Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML
Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML
Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML
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Top comments
LolliDolly 19
Ugh. Some people these days
cmyk 19
What have the world come to.. Such an idiot mother, she should be bloody grateful you saved her child!! Sorry op, you did not deserve that..
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Comments (125)
Khiash 6
Save child from fatal experience, bad things happen. Don't save child from fatal experience, bad things happen. You just can't win
DuBWuBB455 7
Dumb bitch. If she paid more attention to her child maybe she would have seen that you were possibly saving a life. But I guess she didn't. That's why her kid is wondering out into traffic.
Velesath 1
shouldve beat the shit out of her
kickblocker 18
I would've went off on that lady
_NoobsRapedMe 2
So when she's on her cellphone , her child is non-existent , but when you grab her child she suddenly "cares" ? Should've pimp slapped her OP, should've pimp slapped her.
MacUser1986 5
You should of let the child die, teach the mother a lesson that the child is more important than a phone conversation. Sometimes it takes something like that to happen to teach someone.
Danni_04 13
God this drives me crazy! When I was young, if I got lost somewhere I'd walk around until someone asked me if I was lost, male or female. They'd always help me find my parents, and my parents were always grateful. Nothing bad ever happened to me, so how come, all of a sudden, everyone who tries to help a child is a now a paedophile? Idiots shouldn't be aloud to breed...
BloodyMary666 24
Oh wow, what an ungrateful c*nt!!!
Deathhound 27
Woah, that is some "mother".
haiu2323 10
you should have gone berserk and shouted in her face...give her a parent talk of her life...that would instantly clear your name and move the guilt over to her...stupid bitch!