Today, I sent in a fake story to a website that supports a yearly festival in my small town, thinking it would boost their spirits. It was how my boyfriend proposed to me at last year's festival. Now the local news station wants to do a story about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, our wedding venue canceled on us, leaving us 8 months to find another in peak foliage season. My parents contacted the local news over the ordeal, but they're using my name and picture to make me look like a whiny brat who didn’t get her way. FML
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
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Anderling 33
You deserved it. You don't send in fake stories.
FMLlama 0
I was there, I heard one of the artists talking about how someone got engaged there last year. The problem was, I don't think Vfest was IN Vancouver last year. = I'm pretty sure this was the first one...
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Comments (97)
nikkiadiel 0
#17, You're the one who is probably too fat, ugly, and pathetic for a boyfriend which is why you just waste your time panicking and obsessing over other people's issues. And Tasji, why the hell would you do that?
Daaniellee1234 8
was this any chance on Vancouver Island?
cetko13 0
am i the only one that can't see comment #17 ???
o0hmgeeitsmee123 0
i cant find #17 can sum1 tell me wat it sed?
hellokittywhore 0
kramas a bitch ain't it?? FYI I know i used bad grammer so **** off grammer Nazis!!! ^.^
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you know, in the time it took you to write "I know i used bad grammer so **** off grammer Nazis!!! ^.^", you could'v e easely corrected your errors.
juni_kewl 0
O.o I think u live in the same town as me! sea cav. ring a bell?
irmike 0
your stupid
josiej0j0 0
like. haha
Ketchup_Castle 30
Wow. At least the reporters didn't show up at your door already prepared to do the interview.
NellyFC35 19
Wut an idiot