Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML
Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML
Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML
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541MedfazWcM 0
who cares correct his dumbass :)
horneyhic 15
Not when consumed responsibly it isn't
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Comments (118)
sourgirl101 29
As some FMLers already know, not too many people enjoy being corrected. Lol It sometimes seems that the ones that talk the most know the least. OP, you did the right thing in keeping quiet. Unless it effects your job, let your boss think what ever he wants.(:
TheBatmayne 0
affects*
HumboldtLeaky 0
What did you do to warrant such a lecture? If you're a drunk and it interfered with your job, YDI even if your boss is an idiot.
SirEBC 7
..but not rightly employed.
omnimatty 0
maybe he meant BC.
jess2gd4u 0
it wasn't restricted then.
sunnysurfchick 0
how old is he? I can't believe these are the types of people teaching our youth.
SirEBC 7
Orly? And what leads you to draw this conclusion?
1958x 6
Your boss is brilliant.
wendyyyy 0
Your picture is creepy. js.
creamcheese724 0
and you do cocaine!
Calyx_fml 22
He prolly got it wrong because he was drunk.
conqueror57 11
How young is your boss?? How does he not know, or remember!, the 80s! It's not even that long ago!
nruddle5 2
34 actually thats 31 years idk about you but I think 31 years is a long time
conqueror57 11
What, are you 7? Do you think anyone over 19 lived with dinosaurs? 31 years is NOT a long time. Especially for someone in a supervisory role. They were probably alive 31 years ago.
horneyhic 15
umm its accually only been 22 years since the 80's so he would only have to be at the most 27 to Remeber the 80's
briidontgive_ 0
Augh . Ur life shouldn't exactly be fcked by this.
bramberkhout 10
Finally, someone who get's the mssg! +1
kheise4life 0
~sigh~ i dont even see how thats a fml.......its not funny. so the dude is stupid and you cannot correct him so the **** what. it is not fml worthy.