Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML
Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML
Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML
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541MedfazWcM 0
who cares correct his dumbass :)
horneyhic 15
Not when consumed responsibly it isn't
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Comments (118)
VeeVengeance 0
right.
michellenKG 5
congrats you work for someone who is semi retarded
fanatical_battle 0
Do you work for the Slammin' Salmon? WHATEVER MOTHER ******
letsgooo_fml 23
I felt smart for knowing that it was prohibited in the 1920s, until I saw that you live in Canada. :p
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It's still good that you knew it was prohibited in the states in the 1920s. There are a lot of people who don't know that. In any case the prohibition era was over long before the 1980s. In Canada the area that had the longest era of prohibition was in Prince Edward Island and it ended there in 1948.
seanseansean321 0
actually, it was prohibite for a while. im not sure if it was in the 80s though.
alluneedisluv 0
and he's YOUR boss? WHAT A DUMBASS!!
otb113 7
grow a pair
cannabistea 7
Sorry that your boss is a huge dumb ass:/
jahjahb2 0
This isn't even an FML
ChaCha339 10
Lololol. It sucks that THAT guy is your BOSS & he's that ignorant.