Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, my supervisor told me off for doing something. When I reminded her that she told me to do it, she yelled at me for correcting her. FML
Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML
Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML
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541MedfazWcM 0
who cares correct his dumbass :)
horneyhic 15
Not when consumed responsibly it isn't
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Comments (118)
Ranimal 12
Your professor is an idiot. Correct him anyways. Students should know the correct information.
Clover2009 0
#56 - It's his boss. Idiot.
Forever_Blue_Jay 0
What kind of dumb ass teacher doesn't know the years of Prohibition in the 1920?!?!?!
horneyhic 15
a teacher who is not actually a teacher
absolute_ownage 0
could be worse, at least he knows there was a prohibition of acohol..
barbiegirl491 1
and this is an FML how?
sammigirl148 0
prohibition was most definitely in the 1920's. ur bus is a dumb ****
OCDC 9
Yes, most busses do tend to be "dumb *****". Forget the fact that they're inanimate objects
impatientsnake 4
****** retard
prettylittledevi 0
how is that fml...
possibilities_ 0
get over it.
dansco 25
And your boss had a brain until 1979 it would seem! FML? Nope, pointless post? Yes!
yooser 0
he must have missed the memo on pot still being illegal. file them tps reports already op and I swear if I find a bottle of jack by the javamachine your ass is grass come Tuesday.