Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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firefox42 0
I say post the letter! Let us decide. lol
dwights 0
"dear boyfriend I want you to ride me like Seabiscuit. Spank me with a "riding crop". I then want to lick it clean." if it was something like that id say the same thing he did lol
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Comments (117)
mzmaverickd 7
It's not an FML.... I mean it's a little embarrassing for you but at least he liked it. Get over yourself. So what you suck at talking dirty; as long as you can do what you do, does it matter? No.
kellster 2
Maybe it sounded too much like Harlequin romance purple prose to him? What sounds romantic to we female creatures often just sounds cheesy to guys. Sorry, though!
dalzuga 3
hahaha this is hilarious as ****
ashleyy_fml 0
Hahahahah. Aww that sucks though if the letter was actually seriously written, but if it was something like #6, then i can understand that, hahah. At least he loves you though!
sarahhha 0
he might've thought the letter was too good to be true
maryann_massacre 0
At least he loves you. :)
silversar59 0
wow, a guy that isn't with you just so he can have sex with you... sounds like a keeper ;)
pupaphobia 0
smooth move, james joyce
000001 0
hey, look on the bright side. he'll love you even more if you showed it to him on bed. *wink wink*
Anonymus101 4
People actually write notes anymore? I thought that's what Myspace/facebook/twitter was for.