Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
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Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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Erindub 0
How do you not realize this before you sit down
jayftw246 0
glory hole
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me5 0
We just hired her as the new toilet paper provider. It is warm and personal service!
Isamermaid 17
This is why I walk back and forth inspecting each stall before I make my decision. I say YDI because you said "butt." If you're going to get specific and name body parts then name them all. Unless you weren't planning on wiping your pee-hole.
sebastian97 6
Shut the **** up and get back to the kitchen
ayamefan13 16
one of the few FMLs that I actually laughed at. XD
EV34 6
lmao dats hillarious
pjfromok 0
Awesome!!! If the setting were in a guys bathroom and the PO a male. I could so see the PO doing a Cornholio impression!! ((looking through the hole)) "...are you threatning me, I need TP for my bung-hole"
IonaDavina 0
PO? I could swear the abbreviation is "OP" as in "Original Post/Poster"
blastvortex 4
Say cheeeeeeeeese!!! xD Of course, the worst part - potentially - was when you had to use your hand to clean up. Ouch. Well, at least that's softer than the paper towels. FYL.
Jen_J_the_J 0
kinky ;) lol
yourefreakindumb 0
OMG YOURE LIFE IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!
Igor_g5 0
She wasn't waving. She wanted your pussy.
Neferria 0
It took you that long to notice a huge hole in the wall? You go into the bathroom to do your business, which takes approximately thirty seconds. And in that entire time, you didn't see it? I call this one fake, or you're just really unaware of your surroundings.