Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
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Top comments
twilightriforce 10
Seriously? That's totally messed up. I'd show her the stuff she stole as proof. Make her empty her pockets.
LexieWins 0
She must be doing well for herself. What a horrible mother.
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Comments (106)
mintcar 10
You're in a tight situation. Looks like whatever you do, you'll never win.
Enslaved 38
Should have checked her pockets.
lacespace 8
If your wife isn't aware her mother is like that she's probably an idiot, if not similar to her to turn on her master. Check her pockets! But I'm Sorry sir life can't be great for everyone...it seems your stuck with a devious bitch in your family.
BubbleGrunge 18
Sounds like my own mother, except I wouldn't doubt you for a second. Gross.
lore420 2
Divorce that bitch
devore504 7
Get like a nanny cam for when she.comes over
lacespace 8
Also how did your wife not notice all her shit missing? Is she a bit slow?
delightfultwist 5
get it on your iphone for proof next time
guckylynn 19
Because everyone has an iPhone.
CuriousAlien 7
Lol at OP's name!!! :)
jjacci 12
Well, she's gonna have to believe it sooner or later...surely she knows how much money she had in her wallet...now it's empty. So?
pink_raindrops 26
If she really believes her mother wouldn't do it, and that the OP hates her enough to lie about it I bet she would think he took the stuff to frame her.