Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML
Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway between our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking, eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML
Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML
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Top comments
theluckygirl28 8
OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL
AngelRaven89 0
Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!
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Comments (206)
MGW501 2
At least she was honest in telling you and did it face to face. Possibly could have broached the subject better, but it sounds like it was a distant 3 years within marriage. Both gotta be happy for it to work!
xemoboyx 0
wow dude what a bitch if thats the way to end a marriage this world is really fd up FYL
rukusrazor 0
How was the sandwich? Think that's what I'm getting for lunch today. That or Chicago style hot dogs from the street vendors. Mmm.
whateverpeople_fml 0
that's really sad, but think about it, your wife wouldn't do that if she wasn't unhappy. you should have seen it coming
plexico 4
You got a free sandwich AND you don't have to be married anymore. You may call that an FML, but that would be one of the best days of my life!
FMLFAN1 0
It could be worse... your wife could have left you without buying you a sub first.
Panteria 0
Women eh??
peel_fml 0
That's kind of a cool way to end it. Well, compared to other ways. Either way, though I don't know the specifics, that must suck.
666midnight 0
Least you got a subway out of it =P I'm craving subway now..
hahahalosers 0
I guess she wanted a foot long instead of a six inch!