Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
...At least he's organized? D:
absent_toast 0
Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.
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shilo_wallace 0
x_X I don't know about guys like that. I never went on 'dates' before making it official with someone..but ehh I don't know about you ,but I'd want to be with someone who only wants to be with me...not juggling other girls, even if it isn't serious yet.
BlazeVendetta 0
Honestly don't see anything wrong with that ppl need variety
RuralNinja 0
You found a god among men. I don't think I could even pull of 2 women at once, but he's able to handle 6?! Thats awesome.
tomarino13 0
Halarious, but punch him in then face and call his other girl friends up and tell them the truth
Madman85 0
Please tell me you knocked him out with a right left combo.
LA_Barbie 11
Damn can u say Uber Playa!! /PIMP wow dump him the one time I got played it was only one other girl..this is just ridiculous! U can do so much better than this clown
Solarblind 0
So? This is an easy one. Tell him you'll help make his schedule a little easier and dump his ass.
Elliecat 0
At least he knows what he wants. Organized man ftw.
urbwzrd 0
he is a bastard, nothing more than a factor for global warming...
thl_fml 0
haha at least you're not in the bullpen :P