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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
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repyourcliche 0
"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan" lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?
DrinkOMaticBJ 0
Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see
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ledzeppelingirl 0
Loser
claiiire_fml 17
...that's not a brilliant plan dumbass.
AdamsNumberOne 16
Chuckling at the brilliance of your plan?? what the hell?
Vilsitior_93 12
When I'm in my house and it seems to be pitch black I study my house precisely to the number of steps I have to take to get to another room or where very thing is placed.
cheyluvsturtles 30
honestly sounds like something I would do