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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
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repyourcliche 0
"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan" lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?
DrinkOMaticBJ 0
Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see
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DrinkOMaticBJ 0
Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see
lordmoe 0
That and the fact that they obviously don't know the layout of their house.
Maxyyy 3
this made my day
kashman95 1
shoulda knocked on wood you never say that you know you can do something before you do it... ydi
repyourcliche 0
"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan" lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?
Reyo 2
Well OBVIOUSLY. You have no idea how ingeneous it is to not turn the light on when entering a room. I scoff at you for not realizing such geneousity. *scoff scoff*
BurnIt2TheGround 0
or an idiot....
saralyyn 0
LOL #2 FTW!!!
micery 0
Done it before. Instead i just hit the glass table and had to refrain from making a sound despite the pain. I know your pain!
f_alltheirlives 3
Yes, brilliance is the word here
Tahsis 4
Been there done that, but I sure didn't post it - it's really just not that bad.
redbluegreen 41
Could've had a V8.
DoomJeff91 2
I'm chuckling at the brilliance of your joke.
NIC_R00LZ 0
LOL
Mx_Rider 6
like 6 said been there done that same shit different day no big e you will live
BurnIt2TheGround 0
maby there evil funyons?
TheLoneWolf87 4
YDI for chuckling...
thinmint 0
"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan..." bwa.ha.ha.ha. where's pinky, brain?