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Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML

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"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan" lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?

Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see

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hthelittleone 10

some ppl r retarded…

somuchjustice 0

YDI for chuckling, seriously.

Haha, love the wording :P

ohhh your cute

Roflmfao dumbass.

Umm, why not use your hands? Well if you were chuckling at the brilliance of your plan, then you should have THOUGHT LIKE A BLIND PERSON in that situation.

Stick out your arms, next time you won't run into anything.

hahaha, pawnd

lol couldn't help but chuckle u know that's what shins were made for too ( finding furniture in the dark) lol

saralyyn 0

LOL #2 FTW!!!!