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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I decided to have a midnight snack. I figured I knew my own house well enough to leave the lights off so my mom wouldn't wake up. Chuckling at the brilliance of my plan, I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up my nose. FML
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repyourcliche 0
"chuckling at the brilliance of my plan" lol what are you, an evil scientist/mad professor or something?
DrinkOMaticBJ 0
Loser. YDI for not using your cell phone to see
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Breeneefml12 0
haha u stupidass. you totally deserved it (:
Tamara2011 0
YDI for being retarded come on you overestimated yourself you could have fell down stairs i would have laughed harder
pegasus77 0
I know some people might not have these- But ipod lights are a win, and some cellphones have good light.
IMHAVINFUN 0
Ewwww, I have an iPod touch, I'm so awesome! Keep brag'n bitch
Lounia_fml 8
He's not bragging, he's saying that you can use those as a light. He didn't even MENTION iPod Touches, he was referring to any iPod, since all iPods have light -.-
sillystyle420 5
31 you seem like a dirty, jealous person. Do you have unresolved daddy issues of any sort?
ancientastronot 0
YDI for not having night vision.
grampa_pubes666 0
haha say u wer sleep walking lol naa ur just a complete dumb ass
somethingnew319 0
yo I retarded or somethin
Seventytimeseven 0
How do you not know your house layout well enough to know where door frames are? I have lived in 3 houses in the past 3 years all of which I knew well enough to navigate their entire layout in pitch black. If you don't isn't it just sensible to put your arm in front of you and feel around? You kinda fail :-/
luvuall 0
Looks like stupidity took the form of OP
SmartJock69 0
I needed a good laugh today. As #23 said why didn't you just have put your arms out and have a feel [No pun intended]
cthulhu1138 1
A few things to try on your next nocturnal excursion: 1. Slow down. A smaller impact velocity translates into less pain. 2. Feel your way. Understand that you have senses other than sight and hearing for a reason. 3. Get more vitamin A in your diet. Helps with night vision.