Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML
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bigmanj28 0
Which head hit the pole
bellakaykid 6
I'm sorry but I think you deserved that one.
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Comments (413)
auroralereng 6
Karma is a bitch
BG_caligrown 0
good. i hope it hurt. thatll teach yu , yu pig
notsurewhattoput 0
Wow you make other men look bad
atishe24 9
Well played, OP's Pole-Controlling-Girlfriend~! :P OMG! Your girlfriend is Magneto! :O
bloodblade 0
That's ****** up man. You already have a girlfriend how can you be so disrespectful? You deserved running into a pole. Too bad it doesn't have splinters and glass shards on it. Karma is a bitch. I hope that was enough for you to stop your behavior. She does deserve better than you.
bakerella 29
erm wow.. not sure it should go that far but OP definitely deserves to be single
ladybuggirl1234 3
no offense but you are an asshole. karma sure got you :) you deserve it. your gf deserves better.
Steffi 26
Look at your girlfriend, not that other girl.
Kng21 0
You definitely shouldn't be lusting for other girls when you already have a girlfriend. If you're going to be doing that, you don't deserve her and it shows that you're not that committed.
oceanrain 4
You should be single
emeraldisle 30
You're a pig.